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17 May Gone to the Gators?So, the alligators are eating people in south/central Florida again. Before y'all start blaming the ozone or aliens for this behavior, let me point out a few things:
1) Alligators swim, eat, sleep, and screw. That's it. That's all they do.
2) They were put on the endangered species list years ago by people who OBVIOUSLY didn't spend much time in the Everglades, and have since multiplied quite proficently.
3) Dumbass snowbirds(aka: damn yankees - because they moved here and stayed) feed them in thier backyards, and then wonder what happened to thier precious poodles.
4) Swamps are drained as the cities grow, leaving the alligators surrounded by 'civilization'... and looking for food. So, it's eat or be eaten.
that said...
5) Alligator tastes great, and goes well with cold beer!
So, unless people plan on destroying cities and moving elsewhere, they might as well fire up the fryer and call all thier buddies over for some gator-tail.
Damn, now I'm hungry again... Comments (2)
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